38. Elf Shoes
Low-cost shoes with plastic bottoms and pointy fronts that come to a point at the end don’t look cool. They don’t even look a little okay. These shoes are really bad, and lots of people wearing them doesn’t make them any less silly. First, they wear out quickly, usually within a few weeks because the soles wear away fast.
Second, they make the people wearing them look like they’re from a very long time ago, like medieval times or fictional creatures called elves. Third, no one will admire or look up to you if you wear these shoes, not even others who wear them. Nobody will.
